1. Once you embrace your inner weirdo, you can be a sparkly cow dinosaur and not care at all what others think.

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2. People will let you sleep however you damn well please…

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3. Even if it’s directly up someone else’s butt.

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4. No one will make fun of how excited you get about BBQ pork morsels.

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5. If you’re scared of even the most normal things, like vacuums, no one will even notice if you hide a little.

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6. You know you’re actually super heckin’ regal.

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7. You’re always on the cutting edge of new fashion trends.

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8. People have come to expect the best notes from you.

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9. Because your friends will want you on every road trip.

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10. You’re the first to discover the tastiest new snacks in the most unexpected places.

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11. You’re confident in what sorts of scratches make you feel best.

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12. People won’t judge you for your running method. Instead, they’ll be inspired by it.

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13. You’re just seen as “eccentric” because you have artwork of yourself around the house.

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14. You’ve perfected your stink eye, and you’re not afraid to use it.

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15. You are totally allowed to make people call you the “Lion King” and have them treat you as such.

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16. People will just have to deal with where you choose to sit, and that’s that.

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17. Your color coordination is on point, and you’ll challenge anyone who doesn’t agree with you.

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18. Because you’re allowed to judge anybody who comes into your home.

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19. Since you’re the boss of the car, you get to make people call you whatever you want. Like “Mister Maestro.”

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20. Because when you demand to be carried everywhere, your friends will gladly oblige.

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21. And because sometimes when it looks like you’re deep in thought, you’re really just daydreaming about your next fart.

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